So, I wanted to share what 2014 brought for us. There was fun and laughter and tears and heartache. But, more than anything, there were a whole bunch of things I never thought I’d say. I’ve done more than become my mother, I’ve become a verbal monster- stringing phrases and words together that both make me laugh and cringe simultaneously.
I can only image what this next year holds, but until then, here are the Martinka
15 Things I Never Thought I’d Say
1. Don’t stick that tampon up your nose.
2. Get that calculator out of your mouth.
3. This poop doesn’t smell so bad!
4. Did you rinse that in the toilet?
5. Please don’t rub that on the dog’s body and then put it in your mouth.
6. Stop touching the money.
7. Please don’t rub velcro on my walls.
8. Please pick up your sushi, medical supplies and tools before I turn Wreck it Ralph on.
9. Addie, WHAT IS POPPYAKKI?!
10. Stop running around while you’re eating nuts.
11. Stop climbing the amplifiers.
12. Get your foot out of your mouth.
13. Stop headbutting the dog.
14. Adelaide! Stop kissing feet!
15. Stop rubbing sausage in your eyes.
So there it is. 2014 in a nutshell! What are some things you never thought you’d say?
See what a normal little (naughty) girl she is. Good for her. And you.
She is such a pip!
Chelley @ A is for Adelaide recently posted…15 Things I Never Thought I’d Say
I love this and I wish I kept track of more of the crazy things that have come out of my mouth over the years. This year in particular, one does stand out. We have three daughters, so the fact that I yelled from the dining room, “Whose mustaches are on the dining room table????? Please put them in your rooms!!!!” struck me as bizarre. That and the recent “No running with swords in the house,” was another odd one.
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LOL! Girls… always leaving mustaches around the house!
Chelley @ A is for Adelaide recently posted…15 Things I Never Thought I’d Say
lol.. 1. Don’t stick that tampon up your nose.
I SO hear you.. one of mine:
“seriously.. you pooped in a bag???!”
I don’t think I have talked about poop more than since becoming a parent.
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Right? We have songs about poop. LOL. Who. Knew.
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Oh boy! I can’t wait to see what parenthood brings out of my mouth. I’m expecting my first baby in April. Stuff like this cracks me up!
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April babies are the best! Congratulations!
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So funny…..I’m thinking we are pretty unusual because I’m the mom of an only, and I really don’t find myself saying too much. Might be the reason we never had another (have a good thing going) LOL!
I’m always shocked at what I say, but glad I am always on my toes!
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These are hilarious! There is never a dull moment when you have kids.
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So, so true.
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Haha, I love this. I wrote something similar years ago and without looking at it, the one I remember is asking my little one if he had just put a rock up his nose. He had.
Of course he did 🙂
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